What starts as a tedious errand in Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom-hauling materials for a guy obsessed with signs-turns into one of the game’s funniest unintentional comedies, proving that boredom can sometimes be its own reward in Hyrule.
The shenanigans in question take place over the course of two short quests in the Gerudo Canyon. Together, the two adventures form Tears of the Kingdom‘s most boring and goofy sidequests, as Link bests a poor old man who challenges him to an endurance contest.
The names of the two quests are “Cold-Endurance Contest!” and “Heat-Endurance Contest!” To start the pair, you will need to climb Mount Granajh in Gerudo Canyon and talk to a man named Rahdo living near the summit. Once you find him, he’ll congratulate you on completing the trek successfully and challenge Link to an endurance test.
The trial itself is simple: All you need to do is survive the cold-air environment longer than Rahdo does. To accept Rahdo’s first challenge, you’ll pay him 50 rupees, and you two will be off to the proverbial races. (I say “proverbial” because in reality you’ll just sit there and look at each other until one of you passes out.)
Throughout the challenge, Rahdo comes across as confident… maybe too much so. He tells Link that he likes the cut of his “jib” and then eggs Link on to take the challenge. When posing the test, he asks Link, “Now are you ready? Or will you bow to cowardice?” Mind you, this taunt is aimed at the same warrior who saved Hyrule and beat calamity Ganon himself – but, you know, go off Rahdo.
What follows is the world’s slowest and most boring quest with one of Hyrule’s most colorful quest-givers. Literally, all you two do is stand on top of these two stone pillars and just wait for either of you to pass out or die. There is nothing to do other than to watch: you, Rahdo, and the desert sunset. If you wait for what feels like an eternity to sit still in an active game like Tears of the Kingdom, Rahdo chimes in and says, “Halfway through at last.”
From start to finish, the entire challenge takes around eight minutes, and if you want to do the heat challenge, which is the exact same test but hotter, you’ll spend yet another eight minutes. It is, perhaps, the longest that I can remember sitting and doing nothing in a video game. During that time, I pet my cat, checked Instagram, got bored of Instagram, found time to actually respond to that one text about upcoming weekend plans, and ate some pizza.
But maybe the greater tragedy, and source of comedy, was that I felt like I cheated my way through this challenge. In the cold challenge, both Link and Rahdo strip down to their shorts. However, Link gets to keep gear like his sword, shield, and bow. To beat Rahdo, all I had to do was Fuse a ruby to my shield to stay warm in the chill; meanwhile, he was left to withstand the elements. As you watch, Rahdo shivers so violently that he looks like an old flip phone on vibrate, and eventually collapses in dramatic fashion.
Heat-Endurance Contest detailed walkthrough
Heat-Endurance Contest! is a side quest in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom where Link faces Rahdo in a test of surviving Gerudo Desert heat from 8:30 AM to 4:30 PM while standing on a pillar in underwear only.
Location and Start
Rahdo awaits at Mount Granajh’s peak in Gerudo Canyon (coordinates roughly southeast of Gerudo Canyon Skyview Tower). Complete the prerequisite Cold-Endurance Contest! first, then wager 150 rupees to begin-no armor allowed, feet must stay off the ground, and health can’t drop too low.
Survival Strategies
Consume heat resistance food or elixirs (level 1 suffices, like chilled meat recipes). Equip a sapphire-fused weapon or shield for cooling effects, or build shade with nearby Zonai stakes and stone slabs-adjust as the sun moves, but construct during the contest only. Alternatively, circle the pillar’s shaded side without touching ground.
Completion
Wait about eight real-time minutes until 4:30 PM; Rahdo collapses from heat exhaustion. Claim a Gold Rupee (300 rupees value) as reward; Rahdo departs for further training.
Cold-Endurance Contest walkthrough
Cold-Endurance Contest! is the first side quest in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom offered by Rahdo at Mount Granajh’s peak in Gerudo Canyon (coordinates -1379, -3363, 0469), requiring a 50-rupee wager to endure freezing desert night temperatures from 8:30 PM to 5:00 AM while standing on a pillar in underwear only.
Location and Start
Reach Mount Granajh southeast of Gerudo Canyon Skyview Tower by gliding or climbing; Rahdo camps by a fire in a tent at the summit. Talk to him, accept the challenge, remove all armor (underwear stays), and climb the pillar next to his-no touching ground or letting health drop too low.
Survival Strategies
Fuse a Ruby to a weapon or shield for continuous warmth, or eat level-1 cold resistance food/elixirs like Sizzlefin dishes (stock up as effects wear off). Start a fire on the pillar with dropped wood and flint (tricky positioning needed), or build a shelter using nearby Zonai stakes and slabs during the contest. These methods last the seven real-time minutes without armor.
Completion
Rahdo collapses around 4:30-5:00 AM from the cold; claim your 100-rupee Silver Rupee reward. He then unlocks the follow-up Heat-Endurance Contest!
